This is my nth time in Singapore. Since I'm working in Penang, my travel to Singapore was so easy for me. Last January, I went to SG by bus. Left Penang at 9:30pm and reached SG at 7am the next day. Going back to Penang was a bit adventurous back then, we travelled by bus to Johor Bahru then flew via Air Asia from there. But now, thanks again to Air Asia as they have a direct flight from Penang to SG... weee!! With just 260rm (3,380Php), I can have a good 3-day trip.
I went to SG with my BFF (best friend forever) Sree and met another BFF there, Jazz. As we land in SG, me and Sree ate Filipino food at Kabayan in Lucky Plaza. Since Sree is an Indian and not much familiar with the foods being served there, he only ordered what he knows -- Sisig! So I then ordered different viand - Longganisa and Kilawin, and when we were eating, I was surprised that he liked the Kilawin since it had a vinegar base. After eating, we shopped for perfumes and lotions. I bought Versace - Bright Crystal (100ml) and only cost me 68Sgd (2,210Php) -- I'd say: Not bad..
Soon after, we headed to Jurong Bird Park. Since they have a package also for Night Safari, we took that offer (22Sgd). We enjoyed the bird park since they had bird shows which really amazed me. Then we met Jazz in Night Safari. Again, it was also good especially riding the tram and the animal shows that they have. 
The next day was a pretty hectic schedule for us. We had breakfast in one of the hawkers there and immediately went directly to Vivo City to buy tickets for our Sentosa trip. We bought the package for 38.90Sgd and it includes Gogreen Segway Fun Ride, The Merlion and Tiger Sky Tower with additional adventure package of Sentosa 4D Magic. Too bad the cable car was under renovation when we went there but we also added Luge and the Skyride on our package. And to complete our Sentosa tour, we ended it by watching the Songs of the Sea.
Our visit to SG was supposed to be for watching F1 race live again. But due to the insufficient funds, we decided to just roam around SG. 
After a tiring day, the 3 of us decided to have some good dinner in 7107 Flavors, a Filipino fine dining restaurant. Since me and Jazz are Filipinos, Sree doesn't have a choice but to go with us. He just have one wish - to eat Kilawin. 7107 stands for the number of islands in the Philippines (during high tide.. haha). Since Jazz was telling that Crispy Pata was a "sulit" in that restaurant, we decided to go for that adding up Sago't Gulaman as our beverage. Yumyum! Our last day was still fun although Jazz didn't join us anymore since he has a shift in Apple. Me and Sree again had a breakfast in hawkers and went to Merlion Park. Since we saw some Riverside Cruises, we decided to try it as well.
One thing I loved in SG was returning GSTs in airport. For the perfume purchases, 7% were returned to us -- weeee!
Although the trip made us poor (haha), I was still happy coz I managed 3 days with my own money and never used the credit card of mom. Apologies to my uncle and his fiancee for posting so late as I have been so busy. I know both of you were so excited to see the pics.
During my vacation in Manila, I took pics of the soon-to-be-wed uncle of mine and his fiancee. They purchased some small trinkets like the matches and big trinkets such as the jewelries to be used on their wedding in June. I so love the matches here as it was so cute to use. Can you imagine using those kind of matches at home?? haha.. Crazy indeed... Well, hoping the my visitors of this page would enjoy the shots I've taken here.
         
I have always loved this girl. It all started from day 1, when she brought me into this world...
"Every other day I crossed the line I didn't mean to be so bad I never thought you would become the friend I never had
Back then I didn't know why
Why you were misunderstood
So now I see through your eyes
All that you did was love
Mama I love you.Mama I care
Mama I love you . Mama my friend. You're my friend"
I love you mommy!!!
 Being an expatriate makes me a princess in our home.
During my last vacation in Manila, we celebrated my grandfather's birthday at their home with filipino dishes. Main reason for that is because his eldest grandchild is coming home from a far, far away land and is excited to eat these dishes.
For those co-expatriates who misses Manila, I share these pictures of Paksiw na Lechon, Embutido, Kilawin, Salted Egg, etc. Even their presentation, food places in a wooden bowl with banana leaves, amazes me.
I soooo miss Pinoy food!!!  Penang doesn't have iMax, only KL has. When I was in Manila, I had a 'date' with John.. hahaha.. We watched Monsters vs. Aliens in iMax.. I totally missed watching movies in Manila.. Imagine screens in Manila doesn't have subtitles in Malay or Chinese.. hahaha I went home for a vacation... Apr 29 till May 3, 2009. Although I only had a short stint in Manila, it was truly an enjoyable one especially I was with my family...
I flew via MAS and since there are not much people who takes MAS from Penang to KL, I took the opportunity to have a photoshoot in the air.. I love MAS.. From the seats to the food to the friendly flight attendants... That's why if there are promos, I make sure I immediately grab one!
But for this flight, I'd like to thank my mom who sponsored my tickets back home.. weeee!
  Marking my 1 year stay in Penang, I share the beautiful scene at night from the balcony of our flat... For these photo, it was my colleague, Karina who taught me how to take pictures at night. Taking out the flash and holding the camera so still does the trick! For the shining, shimmering splendid photo (lolz), it was also Karina who taught me how to add the twinkling effects at filter effects -- cross screen.. Great huh?
  After getting my Nikon d90, I really want to play around with the wedding rings I bought here in Penang for my uncle and his fiancee.... But I wasn't lucky at the start so it took me awhile to capture the rings.... and I love it!
I was greatly inspired by master jay followed by master andropov.. bow! and since I got my new baby, nikon d90, i'll try to follow their footsteps.. I don't know whether photography would be my new passion but i'm on the verge of trying it...
now after i bought my new baby with my housemates, Norlyn and Becky, tagging along Kalvin who was our driver that night, we went to e-Gate. We all ate at Subway since we missed it a lot. But Becky was craving for some coffee so I went with her in Starbucks. Now, I saw some good subject and of course it's food!! haha..
   The best shot for me would be the chocolate cake above... I don't know why but maybe it's the chocolate itself.. haha...
Note: I am naming these blogs as photos anytime as I don't want to limit myself into sharing 1 photo only and I might not be able to have photos to share daily due to my busy sched... But this is not a bad start though....
I LOVE YOU NIKON D90!!!!
Weeeeeee!!! After reserving our tickets over the phone, we paid in Maybank including the courier fee... Total was MYR 1625 for all of us -- we were 8.  
d naman tlga kami apektado ng recession... pero nagbawas tlga kami ng tao...
sa haba ng panahon na aq ay namuno sa isang grupo.. kahit kailan ay hindi aq nagpalayas ng tao.. pero kelan lang e aq mismo ang kumausap para umalis na ang mga tao.. gustuhin q man silang salbahin ay hindi q na kaya... nakakapagod na rin e..
una.. isang babae na minsang naging kaibigan q.. taga-sundo at hatid smin.. nakasama q lumabas... ilang beses q na xang pinagtanggol sa amo q... pero ganun pa din e.. may kalokohan pa rin xang gnagawa..
pangalawa.. isang lalake na bastos.. d2 wala aqng pakialam.. pero naicip q rin na kawawa rin xa dahil mawawalan xa ng trabaho..
pangatlo.. isang babae na malabo ang isipan kung magtatagal pa ba xa sa kumpanya namin o hindi na... pag aq kausap nya, uuwi na daw xa sa pinas.. pag iba kausap nya, gusto pa nya magtagal.. ngunit d q na rin kayang ipagtanggol xa dahil minsan inaabot ng gabi para lang matapos ang kanyang gawain... ngunit masakit pa din skin.. dahil naging kaibigan q xa..
ika-apat... isang lalake na taga-ibang bansa ngunit napaka-bait.. d tulad ng mga hambog na kalahi nya... ang problema pa dito, kakadating lang ng mag-ina nya at balak pang mamalagi sa bansang tinitirhan namin sa kasalukuyan.. higit pa dun, kakalipat lang nya at nagpasyang bumukod.. naicip q ang gastos.. humingi xa ng isa pang pagkakataon sa amo q.. ngunit huli na..
ika-lima.. isang lalake na d q pa nakakausap na hindi na namin pahahabain ang kontrata nya.. pero pagbalik nya sa isang linggo ay eto ang sasalubong sa kanya.. naging mabait xa skin.. ngunit trabaho ang namamagitan smin para xa ay umalis...
masakit man isipin... dahil pwde ring mangyari skin to.. hindi natin alam na baka isang araw paggcng q.. ganito rin ang sasabihin skin.. pero wala aqng magagawa.. ganito tlga ang buhay...
patawad sa mga nasaktan q.. gnawa q lang tlga ang aking mga tungkulin... 
I would like to express deepest disheartenment to your company - Switch.
Let me share you what exactly happened in here....
I bought myself a laptop on MY BIRTHDAY, Nov 22, 2008, hoping that it would be the best birthday gift I could ever have. BUT IT HAPPEN TO BE NOT.
A week ago, Nov 29, 2008, suddenly my MACBOOK is not charging. I tried different power outlets but still not charging. So what I did was I went back to SWITCH - QUEENSBAY hoping they could fix or replace it. Fortunately, when I reached the store, it was working absolutely fine. I went back home thinking it was just a power glitch and will not happen anymore.
Apparently, things didn't go my way. Today, Dec 7, 2008, my macbook died again as the adapter is not charging. Went to SWITCH - QUEENSBAY again expecting they would replace it. The guy in SWITCH - QUEENSBAY told me they will replace it and I accepted it. BUT WHAT I CANNOT ACCEPT IS THE FACT THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE A SPARE ADAPTER TO LEND ME. Do you expect me not to have any laptop for a week??
I am going back to Philippines in weeks time and the guys I have spoken with told me to just have it replaced there and get a replacement adapter (lending purpose only) in Philippines. Does this mean that the stores in Philippines have much concern on their customers on giving total satisfaction??????????
This is a brand new laptop but adapter is faulty??? What kind of company is this???? I have spent a hard-earned RM 4800 on this BUT IT DOES NOT MEET A TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
One more thing, the guy in SWTICH - QUEENSBAY was rude to me and my friends who were there. Tell him I'm offering a lesson: CUSTOMER SERVICE 101!!!
Joy Michelle P. Rosales
Macbook Serial #: WQ841PZS1AQ
Model #: A1278
*** sent to winson@cgcomputers.com, emily@cgcomputers.com, ice@cgcomputers.com, kong@cgcomputers.com, john@cgcomputers.com, ling@cgcomputers.com, wah@cgcomputers.com
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Akala nila madaling kumita ng pera... Akala nila pag nasa ibang bansa tumatae kami ng pera...
I have had sleepless nights para lang itaas ang CE namin...
naisip q na lahat ng kagaguhang pwedeng gawin sa call center para lang tumagal lahat ng agents q...
nagpa-rebond na aq ng buhok, nagshoshopping aq ng todo para lang mapunan ang stress na nararanasan q sa araw2x na gnawa ng Diyos..
umuwi aq ng Pilipinas ng biglaan para rin makalanghap ng simoy ng hangin at makawala ng panandalian sa magulong mundo dito...
ilang beses ko nang iniyakan ang trabaho q..
ang amo q na kinatatakutan q pagdating ng alas onse ng umaga..
ilang beses na rin aq nagtangkang mag-resign... hindi takot dahil alam qng may pamilyang nagiintay sakin sa pinas.. at may trabaho pa ring tatanggap sakin sa pinas...
ang nakakainis lang.. simpleng bagay... gnagawang komplikado...
Love it! Philippines.. of course.. Hong Kong Singapore Australia Malaysia.. where i stay now Thailand looking forward to other countries! weeee!! since wala na kami nung jowa q...
it's time tumingin sa iba.. haha..
pero wala aq makita.. kahit may umaaligid..
naiicp q kc agad.. supot clang lahat.. d tuli.. haha
kung tuli man.. muslim cla.. at ayoko magpa-convert no..
so sbi ng aking good friend na c noemie (may plugging.. hehe), isipin q daw na lahat ng lalake ay supot!!! dahil tumahimik daw aq muna.. yan din cnabi skin ni john pag pinapagalitan nya aq.. tumahimik daw muna aq
magandang idea un no..
o xa tatahimik muna aq..
I SOOO LOVE MY JOB!!! Imagine... uuwi aq ng pinas for free.. wooohooo!!! i'll be conducting interviews and exam for candidates as we really need manpower here in Penang.. Unexpected ang lahat.. It was a Monday morning when Wong told me I'm going back to Manila..I told him, wait... Don't you like me anymore and u want me to go back to PH?? haha.. but he said it will just be for a couple of days.. Nice! All-expense paid by my company to go back to my home.. haaaay.. It will be so nice to be back home.. Missin bulalo, halo-halo, lechon, chicharon, babanaque, chocnut, dried mango, pastillas.. and list keeps on going and going.. Apart from these, I also do miss my parents, my boyfriend, friends and other relatives.. I hope I'll be staying till Sunday coz my bestfriend's gonna get married by then.. What I heard is I'll be leaving by Wed and be back by Sat. It's just a few days but I'm still fine with it.. Jag called me up asking me whether I needed a hotel in PH.. I said HELL NO! I wanna stay with my parents.. just be with them and cry a lot like a child.. Damn! I miss them sooo much! Let's not forget the pasalubongs from people I live with here in Penang and friends in PH.. Parang never luluwag ang gamit q no?? hahaha.. Buti na lang.. I still have clothes back at home kaya formal wear lang dadalhin q... I'm planning to buy damit na rin coz I miss how kamiseta and bayo fits to me.. haha.. My friends here.. local Malaysians and Pinoy have never-ending lists.. Nainluv na kc cla sa chocnut, dried mangoes... isama mo pa ang murang yosi sa pinas.. dahil ginto ang mga bisyo sa Penang like yosi at beer.. ung 30RM nila.. 3 box ng yosi lang aabutin samantalang 1 ream na satin un..hahaha Anyways, for those who wanted to be a part of our company we have a walk-in interview this Thursday and Friday, June 26 & 27.. it will be held at 27th Flr Unionbank Bldg, Ortigas Ave.. right in front of Metrowalk.. Here's the places I've been through in the Philippines... Now, I'm planning to settle in another country (keeping my fingers crossed), I hope by the next few years I'll be able to visit the rest of PH. I'll surely miss my native land... 
My Lakbayan grade is C! How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out at Lakbayan! Boys, keep all these in mind. =)) Daddy's Rules for Dating
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're surely not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. (HAHAHAHA =)))
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. (I agree. :)) It's really ugly. :| =))) Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. (Got that? ;) :>)
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. (Okay na talaga. =)))
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. (Aww, this is cute. :) =)))
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. (OMG =))) Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME _____________________________
DATE OF BIRTH ____________
HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________ IQ __________ GPA _________
SOCIAL SECURITY #______________ DRIVERS LICENSE #____________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________
______
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________________________
CITY/STATE ____________________________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _______________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married _________________________________
If less than your age, explain:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ___________________________________________________
How often you attend ________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ____________
mother? ___________
pastor? ____________
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
____________________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
____________________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
____________________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
____________________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
____________________________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
____________________________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
__________________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)
_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature
_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/ Rabbi State Representative/Congressman
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back). | Telesales agent getting the customer's
credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date,
sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time,
ma'am. We have a lot of freebies to
give away, such as free installation,
free equipment, and free DVD player.
That's a great offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!
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Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Customer trying to return a defective
product:
Customer: I need to return this
defective sauna belt that you delivered
yesterday.
Agent: For that concern, you can call
our customer service at
www.picustomerservi ce.com.
Customer: Call where??!!
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish
Network Department, my name is
Vince..... (sees that the number called
by customer is for a different client--
a DirecTV dealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number
then?
Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV
please dont go.... (puts the customer
on hold, and then)... Thank you for
calling DirecTV Department, my name is
Vince...
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact
you within the next 24 hours to verify
your installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's
gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from
customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code?
It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.
Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent giving the customer service web
address:
Agent: It's P- as in Papa, I- as in
India, C- as in costume, U- as in you,
S- as in Sam, T- as in Tango, O....
Oscar...V- for Voy...
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Agent wrapping up the sale, trying to
give the account info to customer:
Agent: I will now be giving you your
account number and order confirmation
number, do you have a PEN and BALLPEN
with you?
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Agent trying to create urgency over the
available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to
take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In
California, a plane crashed into a
customer's house, their dish was
replaced, no questions asked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to
customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and
that, and you know, pretty much
anything under the sun. Isn't that a
great offer?
Customer: What?
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-- --------- --------- --
Agent was asking the customer about the
cost of his cable service:
Agent: How much are you paying with
your current provider?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00
(--which is way cheaper than what the
agent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) Shet, magkano??!!
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Agent getting customer's address:
Agent: Can I have your address, please?
Customer: It's twenyfurfif- ysavan
newyaorkgh road (2457 New York Road)
Agent: Can you repeat that ulit?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on
hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for
just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead! ------------ --------- --------- ------
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as
in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in
Boy?
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Technical Agent giving customer
support:
Agent: Is the ethernet cord connected?
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with Alabama
accent)
Agent: Yung yellow cord kung nakakabit
ba!
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-- --------- --------- -- Agent from a local phone company
entertaining a Visayan customer:
Customer: hillo! wala kasi yung bell ng
pon namin??
Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung
phone?
Customer: Hende naman.
Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
Agent: Na hindi po nagri-ring yung
phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
Agent: Di ba sabi mo walang ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL! yong
lestahan nong babayaran namin!!
Agent: aahhh... yung BILL?!
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-- --------- ------- Technical Agent: To help you out with
your concern, ma'am, let me just pull
out my tool here, ok? (referring to a
computer program used in call centers
to address the customer's concerns)
Customer: Pull out your what now?
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-- --------- ---- Tech Support: Okay, Bob, just type P on
your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard,
Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do
that.
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Agent: Sir, that is C for Cubao, Q for
Quiapo..... Customer: What is that?! I dont
understand. I don't want to talk to
you.
Agent: Who do you want to talk to?
Customer: I want to talk to the highest
person.
Agent: My supervisor is not available
as of the moment sir.
Customer: I said, I want to talk to the
highest person.
Agent: Ok, you want to talk to the
highest person?
Customer: Yes!
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Customer: what the f***! I'd rather
talk to you.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to
say "F***k you!" here...
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-- --------- --------- ------- Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow
meow...
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-- --------- --------- -- Agent: Thank you for calling us, this
is Candy, how may I help you? Customer: What did you say your name
was... Mandy?
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Customer: Sorry, i can't hear ya...
didja say Mandy?
Agent: It's Candy sir... Candy... as in
Storck!
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-- --------- --------- -- Agent: Alright, let me verify that...
Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO!
That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (z as in
zebra)
Oh, Gebra! like the one in the Goo?!
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-- --------- ----- Agent: Yeah, sir....hello sir... are
you there?
Customer: Yes, sorry. I'm still there.
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-- --------- - Agent: Ok, sir... do u have a PEN and a
PENCIL ready?
Customer: What?!!
Agent: Oh, Im sorry, sir... i mean, do
u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
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-- --------- -- Agent: I'd like to speak with Billy
Thompson please?
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to
leave a message in his voicemail?
Agent: Sure, SIGE..
------------ --------- ----- Tech support: We're going to perform a
check disk to see if your hard drive
has errors in it. Please type in C-H-K-
D-S-K.
Customer: What is that again?
Tech Support: C-H-K-D-S-K. .. that
is... C as in Charlie... H as in
Harley... K as in Karly.. D as in
Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as in
Karly... got it? | | | You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/
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